"It's not always rainbows and butterflies, it's compromise that moves us along." ~"She
Will Be Loved" by: Maroon 5 *Adam Levine*
"I kneel before you not as a prince, but as a man in love." -Ever After
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love, and be loved in return." -Moulin Rouge
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory.. lasts forever." -The Replacements
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the
rest of your life to start as soon as possible." -When Harry Met Sally
"There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it." -Alfred Hitchcock
"Nunc scio quit sit amor." -Virgil
"I'm the best there was, the best there is, and the best there will ever be!" -Bret Hart
"What sick, ridiculous puppets we are, and what a gross little stage we dance on. What
fun we have, dancing and fucking, not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing. We are not what was intended."
-Se7en.
"To get big rewards you have to take big risks." -Summer Catch
"If life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water pistol and spray it in someone's
eyes." -Me
"What you're doing speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you are saying." -Ralph Waldo
Emerson
"When I met you, it was fate. When you became my friend, it was choice. But falling in
love with you was beyond my control." -Anon.
"Your heart understands what your brain cannot concieve. Trust your heart." -Anon.
"You may only be one person to the world, but you may be the world to one person." -Anon.
"Who is that Anon guy, and why does he say so much?" -Alan Stasiowski
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is
the principle difference between men and dogs." -Anon.
"If something goes wrong, blame the guy that doesn't speak English." -Bart Simpson
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." -George Carlin
"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind." -John Fitzgerald
Kennedy
"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes be... just an illusion." -Javan
"If you want me to fall, give me something worth tripping over." -Anon.
"There are things easier in life than falling in love. Like nailing Jello to a tree, perhaps."
-Anon.
"True death is life without love." -Anon.
"They may forget what you said, but they'll never forget how you made them feel." -Anon.
"What's Santa's Little Helper trying to do that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,
but he can't quite make it." -Bart Simpson
"Well I'm your Vitafattyvidgeafite
girl. Are tired, run down, liss liss? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? Well ARE YOU?" -Lucille Ball
"Did I do that?" -Jaeel White (Steve Urkel)
"The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit."
-Nelson Henderson
"God gave you two ears and one mouth so you can listen twice as much as you speak." -Anon.
***Here's my SOUTH PARK quotes***
"Stan: 'Mr. Hat? May I please be excused from class?' Mr. Hat:'NO! No, you hear me? You
go to hell! You go to hell and die!'" -South Park
"I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938" -Sportscastor, talking about Kyle's
football run.
"Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on, you'll be learning
from Mr. Twig." -Mr. Garrison
"Cartman: 'But that bitch won't let us.' Mrs. Crabtree: 'WHAT?' Cartman: 'I said that
rabbit eats lettuce.'"
"Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals! I'm living proof. Beefcake, Beefcake!"
-Cartman
Mayor: "Officer Barbrady, what are you doing? You still haven't caught Chicken-Fucker?"
Officer Barbrady: "Um, in front of the children we call him Chicken-lover."
"Well, I can tell you that I'm 100% not gay!" -Mr. Garrison
Chef: 'Yeah, whatever, you dried-up fat hog!' Mrs. Crabtree: 'WHAT DID YOU SAY?' Chef:
'I said I've always wanted to visit Prague.'
Stan: 'Ah, we're always running late, you ugly skank.' Mrs. Crabtree: 'WHAT DID YOU SAY?'
Stan: I said I can't wait to own a fish tank!'
***Me and Mark Amaismeier's Quotes***
1.) "Don't touch me."
2.) "Mark, I'm going to kill you."
3.) "Leave me alone!"
4.) "Mrs. Lochran, get him to leave me alone!"
5.) "I'm not ticklish."
6.) "I'll kill you and make it look like an accident."
Here's some of my misc. quotes~~
Buffy: "We're doing the usual, trimming the tree, exchanging gifts, drinking eggnog. So,
what are your parents doing?" Willow: "Hello? Jewish. Not everyone worships Santa Clause." -Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Mrs. Swan: "He look-a like a man!" -Mad TV
Satan: "So, you whizzed on the electric fence, didn't you?" -The Ren and Stimpy Show
"Looking back on it... there have been clues. When you were a child, you were overly fond
of that 'Rub-A-Dub-Dub, three men in a tub' nursery ryhme." -Jack's mom after finding out he's gay
"What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, the birds are singing, bees are trying to have
sex with them - as is my understanding." -Bart Simpson
"I'd much rather be black than gay, because at least when you're black, you don't have
to tell your mom." -Jacob Coffelt
