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I wish I wasn't so cool! :)
1. If you had the choice to spin around the sun, or walk on the moon, which
would you choose and why? ---Walk around the moon. I think it'd be more fun, because you can actually touch
the moon, cuz, well, if you touch the sun, you burn up!
2. If you could share that experience with one person, who
would that be, and why? ---I don't think I'd like to share it with anyone who couldn't appreciate it. I would
only share it with a person who had a desire to do it, and could appreciate the magnitude of what that is.
3. What
colour do you think best describes you and why? ---As cliche as this sounds, I think black does. Black looks
so plain, but if you think about it, black is the absense of color, and I'm since I'm void of a lot of things, black suits
me well. Apparently, according to astrology, violet is my suitable color, but I'm not really a violet person.
4. Do
you know what your element is? If so what is it? ---Water.
5. Do you know your astrological sign?
If so what is it? ---Gemini
6. Do you believe that your dreams are a gateway to your soul?
----Definetly. I write my dreams down in a notebook when I wake up, and if they are strange and confusing, or if I want a
second opinion to them, I'll look them up in my dream dictionary.
7. What is your most vivid dream?
---I had a dream about this place where being Christian was strictly prohibited, and the guy from Dreamcatcher and *61 was
in it. Strange, strange.
8. If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing and why?
----Well, currently, it's 1:35 in the morning, and I'm talking to a friend, but if I could be doing anything, it would be
sleeping til 1:35 tomorrow afternoon.
9. If you could only choose one element to surround yourself with either a)wind,
b)fire, c)earth, or d)water, which would you choose and why? ----Water. I like the feeling of water. It's just
so cool. Although I would probably drown and die, I would rather drown than burn to death.
10. Would you ever share
you heart completely with someone else? If yes, who, if no, why not? ---Heck yeah! I don't know who, because I
haven't met that person yet.
11. Who runs circles around your mind? ---My closest friends don't really
even know that. Well, some do, but not many.
12. If you had to paint a self-portrait would you make it a)realistic,
b)abstract, or c)you'd rather die than have to pick up a paint brush? Explain your answer. ---Abstract.
I'm not attractive, therefore, I'd rather paint my essence rather than my physical appearance.
13. Which do you prefer
more and why, a)natural light, b)candle light, c)florescent light, or d)moonlight? ---Candlelight. It has
that soft glow and makes everyone look soft and caring.
14. Do you believe in karma? Do you even know what karma is?
---Yes, and yes I do.
15. How about fate? Are we all fulfilling a destiny here on earth? ---Here's my opinion:
we have free choice, given to us by God. God knows what choices we're going to make, so we are choosing our destiny, but our
destiny is already there for us. If that makes sense...
16. Who is the most thought-provoking person you know, and
why? ---I think reading peoples AIM info is thought-provoking.
17. Who is the most inspiring and why?
---I think Allison inspires me to be a nicer, kinder person.
18. If you had to spend the rest of your natural life
with only one other human being, who would that be and why? ---Whoever my soulmate is, wherever they are.
19.
Which sense could you not live without, and why? ---Probably my sense of hearing, because if I can't hear music,
what would I do with myself?
20. Have you ever written on a mirror? If so what did you write? ---I write my name
on the mirror everytime I take a bath!
21. Have you ever written or drawn on another person? If so who, and what did
you write/draw? ---I usually write my name on people with pens and markers.
22. What do you wish on?
---Stars.
23. <---Was stupid!
24. Right now is your life, spiraling, or ascending? Why? ---It's stagnant.
Bad and good things kind of balence it out.
25. If you could change one thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would
it be and why? ---I think I would have said more in a certain situation with someone.
26. What can someone
do to you that would turn you on fully, physical or mental, or both? ---Just be themselves around me. I hate it
when people change themselves all the time.
27. Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy
bed indoors? Why? ---I like to sleep outside with other people, but inside by myself. All for heat purposes!
28.
What is the most beautiful thing in the world? ---I think music is the most beautiful thing in the world.
29.
Name one person whose changed your life for the better. ----My friend and budbud for life, Allison!
30. Name
one person whose changed your life for the worse. ---When a certain person did a jackass prank on April Fool's
one day, and kept it going, I wanted to die, and almost did. Don't that suck?
31. If you knew you were going to pass
away within the next few days, what would be the last thing you say, and who would you say that to? ---I would
tell *him* how I really feel about him.
32. Do you believe in heaven? If so what do you think it will be like?
---Heaven will be living in God's house. Hey, even if I'm in the basement in a 5X5 room, I'm still in God's house.
33.
Would you rather a)run through a sunflower field, b)jump inside a waterfall, or c)hike through the woods? Why?
---Jump inside a waterfall. Just think of how awesome that would be.
34. What is your worst fear in the world? Does
it consume you? ---Being alone, and yes, it can.
35. What is one thing that can make you smile no matter
what mood your in? ---When I talk to one of my friends, and he always makes me laugh, no matter what.
36. If
you could meet anyone, past or present, dead or alive, who would you meet and why? ---Hmm.. this is a really hard one!
Janis Joplin was a pretty cool cat.
37. Have you ever written poetry? Have you shared it? ---Speaking of, check
out the poetry section of this website!
38. Do you believe experimentation can be a good thing? Why or why not?
---Yeah, of course it is, how else do you learn?
39. What was the last thing someone said to you? ---Alli told
me (at around 11:43) that we had a really good chat for about an hour!
40. What was the last thing you said to them?
---See ya tomorrow!
41. If you had the ability to change one thing about the world, what would it be and why?
---The freaking horrible state of society.. the lack of respect and the conformism.
42. If you could go back in time,
where would you go, what would you do, and why? ---I'd tell someone I loved them before they died.
43. What is
the most bizzare thing you've ever done to yourself? ---I wanted to die bad lol.
44. And finally, what makes
you you? ---My music, my spirit, my humor, and my indiviuduality!
ABOUT ME SUMMARY
Well, here's me. I'm short, I'm so-so looking, I have a crooked finger
cuz I broke it playing football, I'm double-jointed, I read into some things a bit too much, I try to be smart but it only
works sometimes, I try to act like I'm unafraid, but really inside I'm sometimes mess, I hate how the attractive guys
are always ignorant jerks and the cute, quiet ones that think they suck are the guys that girls should be spending
more of their time chasing, I think Clay Aiken should have won American Idol, I think that there is no such thing as racial
profiling, because it's a law of the statistics. If say 30% of the population is incarcerated, and 75% of the incarcerated
people are black, then statistically speaking, black people are more prone to crime. I believe that abortion is wrong, yet
women should be allowed to choose, even if they make the morally and Biblically wrong decision, I believe that you should
think fast and talk slow, I believe that you should say your opinion, no matter who is listening to you, because you are your
own person and you don't have to impress anyone, I believe that people don't have the right to judge others, I believe that
love is the greatest gift that you can give to someone, and I believe that I really can change the world, and I'm gonna try
like hell.
Funny Conversations With My Friends
PatchOfDarkness: shh the voices in my head are sayin sumthing
spazzyklutz17: what are they saying?
PatchOfDarkness:
i dunno they speak french
spazzyklutz17: i wonder if you can buy alk with food stamps
kareygirl05: yes i just wonder
spazzyklutz17:
we might have to steal one and try it out
kareygirl05: yeah
me too
kareygirl05: NO NO Ashley they dont make food stamps ne more they are
called access cards
spazzyklutz17: he's in our class for the second half, too
kareygirl05: what the fuck
spazzyklutz17: 'woohoo look at me, yeah i'm in charge of the whole class
now'
kareygirl05: and i'm like 'yeah i wouldn't even put you in charge of chalk'
spazzyklutz17: haha lol.. he's black, angry and oppressed
spazzyklutz17: but hes a gangsta
spazzyklutz17:
he aint no wanksta
kareygirl05: hahahah .... man he was getten so jacked it was so funny
he was stompen his feet like a little kid at toys r us
kareygirl05: he smacks every ones ass and he enjoys it
kareygirl05: and so does rich
spazzyklutz17:
well i always thought rich was like that
kareygirl05: its just so funny watchen them get their asses smacked i
mean i never saw it up close before i think it will turn aout 98.6 % of them gay
spazzyklutz17:
yeah well they do enjoy the little locker room antics a lot
kareygirl05:
i know today they were in there for a while they probably invented a new game called bobbing for poo
kareygirl05: with rich as the inventor
spazzyklutz17:
no he couldnt have invented that, hes too damn stupid
kareygirl05: she'd be like ***, *** pull over, i have to shit. then she'd
shit on the road and wouldnt have anything to wipe her ass with so she'd have to use her DRESS! hahaha
punkstarGC29: we could use blue food coloring and then it would be blue
kareygirl05: what are you gonna do deneen? watch?.. you sick fuck
deneenelizabeth: do i look like a dork with my glasses on?
spazzykutz17: no you look fine with them on
deneenelizabeth: ok bc i knew you would tell me the truth cuz ur just
a big a bitch as i am
spazzyklutz17: yeah i know, well if i wore
glasses id look like a parading asshole
deneenelizabeth: you calling me a parading asshole?
spazzyklutz17: no deneen... jeeeeez you really
cant see can you
kareygirl05: oh well im sure it isnt as bad as rich
and adams the many names of billy gordan
spazzyklutz17: haha yeah BILDO
kareygirl05:
how do you spell bilbo , RICH ITS BILDO YOU MORON
spazzyklutz17:
yeah well what can you expect from rich
spazzyklutz17: he stands there and sings 'its my party and i'll cry if
i want to
spazzyklutz17: the only reason he'd sing that is cuz FMB shoved it up his ass too
hard one time at a party
kareygirl05: Im im sure you would cry to if it happend
to you
spazzyklutz17: well i mean sometimes he shoves it up there too hard and rich
cries a little bit.. and we all know when rich cries he has to sing about it
spazzyklutz17:
well im quite sure i'm not FMB's preferred sex so it wont happen
spazzyklutz17: yeah keep this between us
DeNeeN
eLiZaBeTH: always
DeNeeN eLiZaBeTH: me
and u have a sacred bond of band fags that shall never be broken
spazzyklutz17: .0000000000023897238471 = the weight of our lunches now in pounds
kareygirl05: hahah yeah your only allowed
to get like 1 thing now and it costs like 234230940982109348b dollars
spazzyklutz17: yeah i know
spazzyklutz17: you
can either have a piece of lettuce, a single french fry, or 1/17th of a chicken nugget and its 2.05
kareygirl05: haha if you want extras then tuff shit your payen 6 dollars a fry and 10 a nugget
spazzyklutz17: hahahahaha
spazzyklutz17: yeah
spazzyklutz17: and if you want a drink well hell noone from avella can afford a
drink
kareygirl05:
yeah b\c they can barely afford their ciggarettes booze
and drugs
kareygirl05: letalone a choclate milk
kareygirl05: for .35 cents
spazzyklutz17: well guess what i did today that was very productive?
kareygirl05: read the IEP
spazzyklutz17: uh yeah right lol i dont
even remember what i did with that
spazzyklutz17: haha
spazzyklutz17: no i organized my jelly beans
kareygirl05: your the biggest ass
hole
SpazzyKlutz17: 1 2 richards coming for you, 3 4 better close the foor 5 6 better hope it aint your ass he licks
7 8 he'll wanna go on a date 9 10 don't sleep on your stomach again
kareygirl05: 1 2 artty's coming for you
3 4 get on the floor 5 6 dont let him lick 7 8 dont drink vodka b\c you might get raped 9 10 arty is in love with men
SpazzyKlutz17: he showers a lot i think
SpazzyKlutz17: unlike us
AlliHoPep: he must
AlliHoPep: i heard he has like 50 different sprays in his gym locker
hahah
SpazzyKlutz17:
yeah well he prolly willingly takes 2 showers a day, and my mom has to force me to
take a shower after like 3 days
AlliHoPep: HAHA same here
AlliHoPep: im glad you admit that nowadays
AlliHoPep: you never used to
AlliHoPep: haha
SpazzyKlutz17: yeah i know lol.. i think everyone admitted
their dirtiness now
SpazzyKlutz17: actually this year i turned dirtier than i was last year
AlliHoPep: me too
AlliHoPep: well
AlliHoPep: no,
not really
AlliHoPep: ive been pretty dirty all my life LOL
SpazzyKlutz17: well im glad i have a dirty friend who i can talk to about my dirtiness
AlliHoPep: yes it really makes me happy
SpazzyKlutz17: yeah lol .. when i meet new people im gonna
be upfront and be like 'hey dude my names ashley, im 16, and well i dont shower unless someone makes me'
AlliHoPep: LOL
AlliHoPep: YES
AlliHoPep: you
are soooo cool for that
AlliHoPep:
well gee, you are amazing there ashley you clean son of a bitch
SpazzyKlutz17: i cant cuz someone will abduct me :-P
BitseyJ: lol.... ok
SpazzyKlutz17: yeah
duh lol
BitseyJ: your neighbors will protect you
SpazzyKlutz17: my neighbors douche with peanut butter
BitseyJ:
ashley thats sick! lol.
SpazzyKlutz17: well they
do
SpazzyKlutz17: not my fault they're sick freaks
AlterEgoSpeaking:
she threw it at me, right in my face... i was like "yo bitch, dont be disrespectin
me like dat" so she said fine she would make a new pancake to throw, not an old 1
SpazzyKlutz17: haha
did you really say bitch?
AlterEgoSpeaking: yeah, becuz i was listening to rap music
AlterEgoSpeaking: she knows how i get
SpazzyKlutz17: haha oh dear... i feel for
your mom
SpazzyKlutz17:
your mom rocks.. she was always nice to me
AlterEgoSpeaking: lol isn't she so cool!
AlterEgoSpeaking: who else throws pancakes at their children
SpazzyKlutz17: lol my mom sure doesnt
AlterEgoSpeaking: me and my dad saw brandon at
tops last night
AlterEgoSpeaking: good stuff
SpazzyKlutz17: what
happened?
AlterEgoSpeaking:
my dad shot him the "i hate you y havent you died yet you squirell" look...
and brandon looked away like a frightened beaver
mlstockman11:
i always shower
mlstockman11: sometimes
SpazzyKlutz17: oh my that was fuckin hilarious
mlstockman11: lhehe i try
SpazzyKlutz17: lol you rock maria like you rock like fucking yellowcard
KareyGirl05: screw you drew your nose is as crooked as your sexuality
PiNgDaDdY89: well im out..thanks for the glorious conversation
on tree fucking!
SpazzyKlutz17: lol yeah i voted not a chance
mlstockman11: haha i know..but my computer isn't letting me
SpazzyKlutz17: well i know what you wanted
to vote
mlstockman11:
yeah lol
SpazzyKlutz17: lol yeah you think she woulda
won
mlstockman11:
exactly..won the ugly contest
SpazzyKlutz17: I
LOVE YOU DIZZLE
SpazzyKlutz17: well you should be before i smite you
PiNgDaDdY89: smite me, lowly and barely smitable, SMITER!
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Favorite Stuff
In this area, I'll list some of the things that I like best, for example:
Favorite TV Show: South Park
Favorite Movie: anything scary
Favorite
Music: country, rap, punk
Favorite Book: "Dead Run"
Favorite Sports
Team: Yankees
Favorite Food: hamburger casserole
People I Most
Admire: my friends that aren't afraid to be different or stand up for what they truely believe in
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My Friends and Stuff 'Bout Them
*FRIENDS*
BEST: Alli, Jennifer, Karey, and Jenna
SWEETEST: I have no sweet friends. They're all cold, heartless
bitches.
CUTEST: I don't know! JEEZ!
HOTTEST: I have a couple
SILLIEST: Karey
STUIPDEST: Karey, no freaking doubt.
TALLEST:
Renee
SHORTEST: Jennifer
MOST FRIENDLY: Leah
MOST BITCHY: Jenna, when she wants to be, but other than that she's
nice.
MOST POPUALR: Allison
LEAST POPUALR: Me
BIGGEST DRUNK: Karey, Alli, Jenna, Renee, Beth, Sarah, Me,
Midler, Justin.... the list just goes on and on.
BIGGEST FLIRT: Allison
LEAST FLIRTY: Karey
MOSTLY LIKELY TO MARRY
OUTTA HIGH SCHOOL: Who knows? We're all fucked up. Who would marry us?
NEVER WILL GET MARRIED: Matt, hands down.
Listen to his 'marrige, kids, life' philosphy.
BEST DRIVER: Matt
WORST DRIVER: I plead the 5th
FUNNIEST: Karey and
Me
MOST ANNOYING: I would have to say myself.
BEST DRESSED: Jenna
WORST DRESSED: Alycia
BEST HAIR: Alycia
WORST
HAIR: Mine's looking pretty Jewish lately..
PRETTIEST EYES: Midler
BEST SMILE: Justin
SMARTEST: Alli
BIGGEST
PLAYER: Matt... jeez, 3 @ X-Fest?
BIGGEST NUN: Alycia
KNOWS YOU THE BEST: Jenna
CALLS YOU THE MOST: Douchemaster
Karey
EMAILS YOU THE MOST: No-one e-mails my sorry ass.
CALLS YOU LEAST: Sarah
EMAILS YOU THE LEAST: Everyone
HARDEST
WORKER: Alycia
BIGGEST SLACKER: Me and Karey tie for this award.
COULD BE A COMEDIC: Paul, most likely.
BEST SINGER:
Kelly.. that girl can SING!
WORST SINGER: One word, three syllable.... ALLISON.
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
-Henry David Thoreau
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